1.) They're tiny, so they get drunk faster.
2.) There's a different bar on every corner in Hobbiton
3.) Parties. Parties = alcohol, which = girls, which = HOBBIT DATES.
4.) Green Dragon. Duh.
5.) Gandalf can't live on 'just tea' when he comes to visit!
6.) Merry and Pippin without alcohol is like a horse without shoes: SILLY!
7.) Judging by Tolkien's description and by how Hobbits are portrayed in the films, they're Irish. Enough said.
8.) After saving Middle-Earth from utter destruction, a Hobbit needs a stiff drink!
9.) Because living on Lembas and water is boring.
10.) Oh you can search far and wide, You can drink the whole town dry. You'll never find a beer so brown But you'll never find a beer so brown As the one we're drinking in our town. You can kick your fancy ales. You can drink em by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and true . . . Comes from the Green Dragon!
Bonus Reason: Pippin needs to drown his sorrows after seeing that all of his best lines were given to Merry in the films. :P
ReplyDelete*dies of laughter* Very True! Note: Any additions to this blog are welcome, so long as it's kept clean.
ReplyDeleteI'm dull that way, I don't post smutty things online, except for my rude blogs on Twilight, where the stories are so twisted that my attempts to clean up reality fail miserably. ;)
ReplyDeletelove this :)
ReplyDeletemy friends and i often do a re-enactment of the 'green dragon song. <3
and i LOVE the bit about them bing irish... (how weird, U2 just came on the radio...)